I’ve just posted the third episode of Daniel Destroys to YouTube [see my YouTube channel]. Hawkman, Wonder Woman and Black Vulcan get sucked into a black hole and the team has to go rescue them. If it had been Robin instead of Wonder Woman, they probably wouldn’t have bothered. The trio ends up on a planet run by Toyman, gets hit by a giant pinball, gets chased by a giant toy cat, and gets rescued by Green SuperLanternMan. It’s… weird. Check it out.

Transcript is available at Daniel Destroys, and please leave me a comment on the site or on the YouTube channel – I’d love to get some feedback!

Episode #2 of Daniel Destroys is available  for your viewing pleasure. It’s the second episode of the 1978 Challenge of the Super Friends series, “Invasion of the Fearians”. Captain Cold (or Captain Icehole) has made contact with a three-headed alien race from Venus (not Luthor, not Brainiac… Captain Cold. Right.) They trick the Justice League into changing the Earth’s climate to make it more habitable to the Fearians, because as everyone knows, Venus is hot, moist and overrun with vegetation.

What? It’s not?

Well, no matter. The Super Friends manage to screw things up in ways that boggle the mind, culminating in Green Lantern… well. You’ll see. Just be thankful it’s only a cartoon, because we’d be in a lot of trouble otherwise. The transcript is available at Daniel Destroys, and comments are welcome and encouraged!

(I’m actually late posting about this – episode three will be available tomorrow or Wednesday.)

Yesterday I launched my stupid little video project, Daniel Destroys. Believe me, this thing won’t be winning any awards, but I think it’s funny, and you might, too. Damn, I sure know how to sell a product, don’t I?

The premise is based on Ron “AAlgar” Watt’s similar treatment of the G1 Transformers series. Basically, I bash the old Super Friends cartoons, which were my favorites when I was a kid. I loves me some Super Friends, but boy are they easy to make fun of. I’m still finding my voice with these things, so to speak, but give it a try and let me know what you think. If you like it, please help me out by leaving a comment on YouTube and pressing the Like button there to get me some more exposure.

As I say at the site, if these things were rated, they’d be rated R. I use “bad” language sometimes. I cut a little looser there than I do here.