From the category archives:

We Were Not Born Yesterday

We Were Not Born Yesterday #4

February 14, 2009

Words have meaning. We’ve all agreed to them, so let’s try to use them correctly.

Papa Johns.
Fourth from the left, third from the right.
Unlimited toppings on any large pizza (up to 7 toppings).
Unless “unlimited” means something completely different than what everyone agreed upon, having a maximum of seven toppings on the pizza makes it pretty damn [...]

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We Were Not Born Yesterday #3

February 11, 2009

Spam exists in the really real world, too.

In case the image is too small or too fuzzy (sorry about that), this is what it says in all of its spammy glory:

FREE
“Living Will!”
(just pay a small $4 processing fee!)
Don’t get caught without a Living Will. FREE Living Will [...]

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We Were Not Born Yesterday #2

December 15, 2008

Late night infomercials will provide many, many entries for We Were Not Born Yesterday, I’m sure. Let’s start with this one:

It’s SANDPAPER.

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We Were Not Born Yesterday #1

December 10, 2008

This new feature kicks off with an item that is so blatantly ridiculous that you can’t help but wonder if they’re trying to be serious or not. Wendy’s has a new campaign that’s been running for a few weeks now:

Way better than fast food? I speak’a da English pretty good, and what this says to [...]

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