AT&T

Part of the premise of my We Were Not Born Yesterday posts is the realization that some people or companies are dishonest. Noting the dishonesty, be it here or at other blogs or publications, says to those people or companies, “Hey. We know what you’re doing. We’re not stupid.”

Too often though, we are lied to and we accept the lie.

Two days ago, I picked up my new iPhone 4. I “bought” it from Radio Shack for the excellent price of zero dollars and zero cents. In fact, they gave me $20 on top of that price, to be used toward AppleCare or an accessory of my choice. The reason the phone was free? Radio Shack is running a deal (through this month) wherein customers may trade in their iPhone 3GS for a $200 gift card, which can then be used toward the purchase of an iPhone 4. Since I wanted the $199 16GB iPhone 4, my “purchase” was a wash. I’m mentioning that so I can mention this: in the course of my conversation with the guy at The Shack (branding #fail, but that’s for another post), he commented that the reason the phone was only $199 was that AT&T was subsidizing the unit with a 2-year contract.

Of course, you’ve heard that before. It’s a fact of life with cell phones – or rather, cell phones that don’t suck. The phone is normally $5,000 (or $599, something like that) and the carrier is knocking a bunch of money off the top which you’ll pay back over the life of the contract.

That’s a lie.

Does the carrier pay – in this instance – Apple the difference between what I paid and what Apple charges? Sure. Yes, technically, AT&T is fronting some of the bill. The difference between what Apple charges ($599) and the $199 I would have paid were it not for Radio Shack, is $400. The contract length is two years. Subsidy per month? $16.67.

Logically, if I were to stay with AT&T past the two-year contract, my monthly plan should go down by $16.67. After all, I’ve paid back the “loan” that AT&T gave me (which is what it would be defined as, if they gave me money upfront that I was paying back over time).

More importantly, if I were to buy a phone unsubsidized and bring it to AT&T, they should hook me up with a plan that’s $16.67 per month less than they normally charge.

Neither of those situations is reality. AT&T charges every customer the same rate plan as every other customer. If there is no difference in the monthly charge between someone who bought a subsidized phone and someone who didn’t, and if the monthly bill doesn’t go down after paying back the $400 difference, then AT&T cannot claim that unit subsidies are built into the monthly price. AT&T isn’t subsidizing anything. It’s a lie. QED.

I, for one, will stop perpetrating the myth that the carriers are subsidizing the phones. Who’s with me?

A good writer posts updates like this to Twitter:

Some people behave boorishly on our forums and then mention they’re subscribers, as if that makes their behavior acceptable. It doesn’t.Sat Jul 03 20:31:36 via Twitterrific

A poor writer would have phrased it:

Some people act like jackasses on our forums and then they’re like, I’m a subscriber! like that makes a difference. lol. asshats.

Jason Snell is the editor for Macworld magazine, and a good writer. The internet has lowered the standards of communication; it’s nothing new, but as more and more people participate online, it seeps into our culture. I’m fighting back. There’s no better way than by making an effort in my own life and setting a good example.

I’ve never been that bad when it comes to abuse of the language, certainly never egregiously so. I’m making a commitment to higher standards, regardless. I don’t want to be perceived as boorish by anyone.

Pride Before the Fall

by Daniel on June 28, 2010 · 1 comment

If pride goeth before a fall, then Texas is fucked.

me.

Mary Poppins at Spring Break

by Daniel on June 25, 2010 · 0 comments

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. So does tequila.

- me.

Geek Dads Weekly

Another week, another Geek Dads Weekly! I can’t tell you how proud of myself I am today. We recorded the show from 2-3pm, and I had it edited, uploaded and posted by four. That almost never happens – in fact, the past two episodes didn’t get posted until three days after recording them. From the Geek Dads Weekly website:

This week we’re talking about concert tours and the expenses associated with attending a big show, and the end of the era of fantastic album artwork. Drew is attending the EVO conference, where he will be in the gender minority. We turn to the issue of image licensing and licensing images of our kids for various things. We wrap with a brief discussion of the just-released iOS4 and a certain Dad’s about-face on the topic of getting an iPad.

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The title of the episode is a nod to the celebrated thespian, Admiral Ackbar. His classic line, “It’s a trap!” from Return of the Jedi is cinema gold. When Drew said during the show that he would be speaking at the EVO – that’s The Evolution of Women in Social Media – conference, my first thought was that it was a trap. Perhaps the mommy bloggers are trying to pick off us daddy bloggers a few at a time. If we don’t see Drew after next week, we’ll know the truth.

On Tuesday, [Conde Nast] announced it would resurrect Gourmet magazine, the celebrated food and travel publication the company discontinued in October, as an iPad application called Gourmet Live.

via Gourmet Magazine Revived for the iPad – Bits Blog – NYTimes.com.

In the comments of this article, Leucas wrote:

Other than some fancier UI, IPad apps for magazines are just glorified Web pages”

Exactly. I’m always perplexed by those in the tech media who gush over magazines being ported to the iPad (or its inevitable rivals). The further away from the print version they get, the closer to being a website they become. And what is so inherently special about a website?

Push vs. Shove

by Daniel on June 22, 2010 · 1 comment

When push comes to shove, shove usually wins.

me

Me: I’m going downtown to play poker tonight.

Her: Wow, really? But there’s no casinos in this city or anything, right?

Me: Well, no, there’s no casinos, it’s just a bunch of people playing. You know that movie Rounders?

Her: You’re gonna play in smoke-filled back rooms with John Malkovich?

Me: We’re a bunch of geeks playing poker in a comic book shop. It’s quite well lit and they don’t allow smoking. John Malkovich won’t be there. It’s pretty much the anti-Rounders. I guess that wasn’t the most apt comparison.

Footnote: came in third again. Won $80 less the $20 buy-in. Go me.

I was recently introduced to Blackbird Pie, a pretty slick method of quoting Twitter updates. Bloggers who wanted to quote Twitter updates have had two options: get a screen capture and post the image or quote the update in plain text with a plain text link to it. The former was a bit of a hassle, the latter was a bit boring, visually. With Blackbird Pie, we can have the style of posting a screen cap and the ease of copy/pasting plain text (links included).

The benefits of quoting Twitter updates in this fashion should be clear. From an SEO point of view, having text on the page rather than a screen cap is a plus. You’ve also got live links in there as well. If you’re quoting yourself, as I am here for the demonstration, you’re promoting your Twitter presence with a live link and a link directly to the update which users will appreciate.

i have an amazing talent. i can go to squeeze pages and guess, almost unerringly, how much the crap product is going to cost.Sat Jun 12 00:21:49 via TweetDeck

Get the Blackbird Pie Bookmarklet

The most effective way to generate the code you need to display the quoted Twitter update is to use a browser bookmarket, available from Publitweet. The premise is simple: drag the bookmarklet into your browser’s bookmarks bar, and when you visit the page you’d like to quote, push the button. Copy and paste the resulting code into your website. Easy!

There is also a WordPress plugin for inserting Blackbird Pie code, but I found it to be overly tedious. Rather than giving us a simple button in the Upload/Insert menu on the Edit Post tool, we’re required to use shortcodes. If you’re going to go to Twitter to get the ID of the update anyway, why not just use the browser bookmarklet and get the code immediately? Until the plugin streamlines the process of inserting the proper code, the bookmarklet is the way to go.