Here an item that is so blatantly ridiculous that you can’t help but wonder if they’re trying to be serious or not. Wendy’s has a new campaign that’s been running for a few weeks now:
Way better than fast food? I speak’a da English pretty good, and what this says to me is that Wendy’s wants us to start believing that they aren’t a fast food chain. “We’re not fast food because we’re way better than fast food.” Right? Well, I got news for you, Wendy’s: you serve up the same crap you always have. It’s tasty, delicious crap, but it’s crap nonetheless. If I pull up to the drive-thru and order by number, will I get my food in less than five minutes at the second window? I will? That’s fast food.